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I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine For the First Time When I was On Holiday in Thailand

Friday, April 30th, 2010

My brother had been nagging me forever to go on holiday with him to Thailand. He is wicked and wanted to go there for the sex, I just wanted the beach, but I got more than I bargained for when I had to fuck my way out of a fine.

Just strolling through the streets one night, my brother wanted to go into a brothel. I just wanted to site at a quiet bar and watch the world go by. So we separated and went our own way. My brother likes to pay for sex, he says if they don’t do it right you can make they do it all over again, until they do, do it right.

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I was standing outside the bar, happily smoking my cigarette when I saw a Thai policeman watching me from across the road. Thinking nothing of it, I greeted him and he tipped his hat at me, but kept on watching. I thought it a bit strange and then I realized he fancied me.

Glanced exchanges went back and forth across the street, there was a bit of chemistry here, but sadly my cigarette was finished, so I killed it on the pavement and went to go back inside the bar. Then I felt someone gently take the inside of my arm and I turned around.

When I turned I realized it was the policeman from across the road and he was asking me to accompany him. "Why?" I asked, so he said that he was going to fine me because I had broken the law.

Images of a Thai prison flashed across my mind and then, I thought to ask what was the reason for the fine? "For dropping your cigarette, it is a 0 fine." Oh god, this was about all my spending money, how could I get out of this? I charmed him.

Trying to talk my way out of it, I said I was a tourist and that I didn’t know the law and was promptly told that this was no excuse for breaking it. Thinking I might end up in a Thai prison (something no-one wants) I turned on the charm and I asked him how I could avoid the fine.

He made no excuses, just came right out and said I could have a date with him and fuck my way out of it, so I agreed. We got into his police car and he drove me to Phuket beach, where it is illegal to fuck on the beach and this is what we did.

We saw each other a few times after that, asnd he even took me for dinner at his family home, which was interesting, but the fucking was never so good as that first illicit fuck on the beach. Thank God he didn’t turn out to be an axe murderer or a pervert.

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Blond Coed Loves Her Fucking Machine

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Petite blond coed Leah Luv tries out a sybian fucking machine for the first time in this erotic solo girl clip. Leah really is delicious, with her petite frame and little boobs that make her look even younger than her tender 18 years. She’s intrigued by the machine, investigating it carefully and then lowering her shaved pussy down on the penis attachment. She’s wearing sexy stripey stockings that make her look like a young girl. She switches the machine on low at first, easing herself down on top of it and loving the feeling of the thrusting inside her intimate hole. It’s not long before she’s bumping and grinding on it wildly.

Misty

Friday, April 30th, 2010

This white whore of a wife has been buying thick black dildos for years to satisfy her covert appetite for African sausage. Little did she know that, tonight, she’d actually get to dine on her first real black cock. When her husband ordered pizza for dinner, she tried to stiff the black delivery dude out of a tip, but he wasn’t having any of that. So, when hubby went to look for more change, delivery boy dropped his drawers and made her pay with her pussy. Watch them tight cunt lips get seriously stretched by his huge cock

Spring Break Heather Eats Cunt For Cash

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Heather is on Spring Break and she’s ready to party! Tiffany caught up with her just in time since Heather ran out of cash so getting her to come back to the studio couldn’t have been easier!

Cindy Sterling

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Cindy looked so adorable in her little plaid uniform that the temptation to flip that skirt up and stuff her tight little twat full of a big hard prick was too much to bear - that’s okay though, because she totally got off too!

Bootylicious Blondes Doin The Bump and Grind

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

These blonde babes, Brooke Scott and Aiden Star have something every girl wants. A booty that just makes you want to bite it. They bump and grind each other and you just know something good is about to happen. They are buxom and beautiful and can’t enough of eating each other out. They get into a 69 that is too damn sexy. Their tight pink twats and sexy ass camera stares will mesmerize you. These girls know how to make eating pussy look like a sport everyone wants to participate in. Tongue tickling clits and these gals are purring and moaning like crazy. They finish up with one spine tingling orgasm after another.

Michelle Honeywell

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Allow me to introduce Michelle the meat stick. Why is it that the skinny petite girls have the plumpest pussies? This cutie from Alabama showed up with a fat camel toe that we could see bulging from her cotton panties. My “boy” Dave Pounder pulled Michelle’s panties so far up her pussy that her eye balls almost popped out of her head. Dave said she had a really deep pussy and she sucked a good dick. After we oiled up her ass Dave bent her over the sofa and fucked the shit out of that dirty little cameltoe toe.

Blonde White Slut takes On 2 Black Cocks

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Tall thin blonde Angel Long sits on couch with 2 black men ready to ravage her. She strips to show off her nice round ass and her small, pert tits. She takes turns blowing each of them, deep throating them and licking their balls with her pierced tongue. She rides one dick reverse cowgirl while continuing to suck the other off, and then takes it doggy and cowgirl. She takes it anal in reverse cowgirl, and then takes a DP from them. She loves her double penetration, moaning from having her holes stuffed full of black dick. She goes for ass to mouth, and then takes facials from each man, swallowing their cum as they blow their loads.

Geeky Veronica Wears Her Panties High

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

This beauty is a real geek. She’s the slim nerd type that secretly craves cock. The way she advertises her appetite for sex is by wearing panties high above her jeans. This lets the boys know she’s game. A talented little dick licker, she’s also a gifted grinder. Watch her work her wet pussy around his massive unit and nearly cry in joyful bliss. She wears a wad of sticky facepaint like a winner!

Interracial Lesbian Strap on Sex

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Finding a black lesbian in porn is hard enough, but finding one that is up for interracial lesbian strap on action? Well that’s Holy Grail rare, but we have it right here. Melrose Foxxx is an absolutely stunning ebony lesbo that strips down for the camera nice and slow. Her chocolate skin is fucking incredible, and her appetite for white pussy just never quits. Mahogany Bliss brings out the strap on - although she is black as well, she also has that pale streak in her so she adds the white part in this equation - it’s fucking hot as hell.