I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine For the First Time When I was On Holiday in Thailand
Friday, April 30th, 2010When my brother invited me to take a holiday with him in Thailand, I jumped at the chance. I know he wanted to go there to get jumped - it being the sex capital of the world; I just wanted to spend some time on the beautiful beaches. No fucky-fucky for me. Little did I know that I would end up fucking my way out of a fine.
We were doing some vacation shopping and my brother left me to my own devices while he went into a brothel for some ficky-ficky. He likes to pay for a fuck, says it’s more exciting, I had a drink at a bar and went outside for a cigarette.
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We went our separate ways, agreeing to meet at the hotel later, and I found a nice quite bar and settled down to meet some locals. Needing to smoke, I went outside and stood on the pavement, there was a cop across the road and his eyes met mine, so we cordially greeted one-another.
Glanced exchanges went back and forth across the street, there was a bit of chemistry here, but sadly my cigarette was finished, so I killed it on the pavement and went to go back inside the bar. Then I felt someone gently take the inside of my arm and I turned around.
It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine - for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.
I asked him what the problem was and he said he had to fine me for dropping my cigarette butt on the pavement. "Why?" I asked, and he explained to me that this was against the law, and a 0 (US) fine applied.
He responded that breaking the law by littering was a serious offence, I glanced about me at the clean streets and damned my filthy smoking habit. So I asked how I could get off the fine, he just came right out and said he fancied me, so I said let’s go.
So this was how I found myself in a police car, fucking with a Thai cop, illegally on Phuket Beach, and actually having a really good time. Hell this was worth every cent of the 0, and I now wouldn’t have to pay it. In fact the whole thing went down so well that he asked me out the next night.
To say that I was actually fucking my way out of a 0 fine, I was having a pretty good time. It must have been all the risks we were taking that got my endorphins kicking in all over the place. He enjoyed me so much he asked me for a real date the following night, and you know what, we still e-mail each other. Who knows, perhaps one day I will retire to Thailand.
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