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I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine For the First Time When I was On Holiday in Thailand

Friday, April 30th, 2010

When my brother invited me to take a holiday with him in Thailand, I jumped at the chance. I know he wanted to go there to get jumped - it being the sex capital of the world; I just wanted to spend some time on the beautiful beaches. No fucky-fucky for me. Little did I know that I would end up fucking my way out of a fine.

We were doing some vacation shopping and my brother left me to my own devices while he went into a brothel for some ficky-ficky. He likes to pay for a fuck, says it’s more exciting, I had a drink at a bar and went outside for a cigarette.

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We went our separate ways, agreeing to meet at the hotel later, and I found a nice quite bar and settled down to meet some locals. Needing to smoke, I went outside and stood on the pavement, there was a cop across the road and his eyes met mine, so we cordially greeted one-another.

Glanced exchanges went back and forth across the street, there was a bit of chemistry here, but sadly my cigarette was finished, so I killed it on the pavement and went to go back inside the bar. Then I felt someone gently take the inside of my arm and I turned around.

It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine - for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.

I asked him what the problem was and he said he had to fine me for dropping my cigarette butt on the pavement. "Why?" I asked, and he explained to me that this was against the law, and a 0 (US) fine applied.

He responded that breaking the law by littering was a serious offence, I glanced about me at the clean streets and damned my filthy smoking habit. So I asked how I could get off the fine, he just came right out and said he fancied me, so I said let’s go.

So this was how I found myself in a police car, fucking with a Thai cop, illegally on Phuket Beach, and actually having a really good time. Hell this was worth every cent of the 0, and I now wouldn’t have to pay it. In fact the whole thing went down so well that he asked me out the next night.

To say that I was actually fucking my way out of a 0 fine, I was having a pretty good time. It must have been all the risks we were taking that got my endorphins kicking in all over the place. He enjoyed me so much he asked me for a real date the following night, and you know what, we still e-mail each other. Who knows, perhaps one day I will retire to Thailand.

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Saturday, April 10th, 2010

Are you frustrated with your porn coming in the same routine manner each and every day? Maybe you are just tired looking at those same galleries over and over again Why don’t these websites update their galleries? Maybe you are really pissed off at having to search porn over Google and then get super pissed off when you find that most of these galleries are just hidden links to other websites and not the real stuff

The way porn is being surfed on the Internet is quite pathetic right now. It is true that websites aren’t getting their supply of porn because there is so much competition and the porn industry has become very expensive. A few of the websites which have their steady supplies are difficult to find anyway.

But there are ways to get your porn. The Internet is constantly developing and the development right now suggests that you should find your dose of online porn by Adult RSS feed subscriptions.

You will find a lot of RSS feed directories out there. A simple search on your favorite search engine will show you how many of these are present there You have to become members of these websites and that’s your ticket to get an unending supply of porn that’s always getting updated.

These directories ask porn websites from all over to submit to them. Once these submissions are made, their porn galleries are visible to all their members. Members come to know immediately if there is any update. So, if you can subscribe to an RSS directory, you are getting porn that’s constantly being changed.

A very convenient thing about these RSS feed directories is that everything is properly set into categories. The picture feeds, text feeds and video feeds are all properly established. There are also proper sections for people of different orientations. Whether you are straight or gay or transgender, you can find your porn supply here.

Not just that, you can also find special fetishes if you have any Whether you like bondage sex or whether you have a big boobs fetish, you can find it through RSS.

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he First G Spot Vibe Experience I Ever Had

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

They say the G spot is the most difficult to find location in the female body. This little area has always fascinated me. I am a man, and probably that’s why I am more interested . Till yesterday, I just had one aspiration in life—to be able to give one of my women a G spot vibe.

Until yesterday Yesterday, for the first time, I was able to give a woman her G spot vibe. It was the most amazing feeling for me. This woman wanted so much more, I could tell. She was a complete goner by the time I was done with her.

Now don’t you go about thinking it is all that easy. There are things to be done. Even I did a lot of research and found out how to go about it. I took things patiently and started with a slowly mounting tension of foreplay, and she was hooked right then and there.

Then I turned on the heat. I fingered her and I licked her and made her all hot and horny. And just when she wanted me in, I fished out one of the biggest sex toys she must have seen in her darned life She was just so surprised and I don’t know what she felt when I said I was going to put that inside her. I knew she was horny as hell

I slowly got those lovely legs to part and reveal her succulent pussy. That did it for me. The cunt was as moist as ever can be and I was a raging bull already I wanted to forget everything and go right in at that moment, but I checked myself. Right now, experiencing my first G spot vibe orgasm with a woman was crucial to me.

I got in the dildo quite easily. I did some teasing and then gradually got the tool inside her. It was going in slowly and she was enjoying it infinitely. Her moans and sighs increased and when I knew she was very so hot she couldn’t handle it, I turned the vibrator on the sex toy on.

She almost yelled in all the excitement. Her whole body arched and began to quiver in a most amazing manner. She was unstoppable. Her fingernails went into the sheets and she tore them into shreds. I understood what was going on—I had hit her G spot

Then, when I knew she was just near her breaking point, I removed the sex toy and rammed my penis inside her. I was so hard that I never think I was that much before. It was her warm cunt that made all the difference right now. I exploded inside her, and at that very moment, she rammed her fingernails into the flesh of my back.

That was it—my best sex ever. Giving a woman her first G spot vibe is something I can boastfully tell about to my friends now.

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I Received a Vibrator as a Secret Santa Imagine My Surprise

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Christmas and Secret Santa’s go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?

A Secret Santa is the way our office gets together to buy each other gifts, with out knowing who it came from. We set a cap on the cost of between and or thereabouts and everyone chooses a name out of the hat. The rules are that we are not allowed to divulge who we picked, but who in hell got me a vibrator and why?

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I love my sex toys, and have amassed quite a collection, but I never for a moment though anyone knew I collected these. I keep my business life apart from my personal life and haven’t even chatted to the girls at work about them.

When our Secret Santa gifts are handed out at the Christmas Party, we are all encouraged to open them, so unawares I opened mine too. The second I saw it I tried to stuff it back into the wrapping, but too late, my colleagues had seen it and they all wanted to look too.

The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.

Of course everyone wanted to get a closer look, but I didn’t want too much of a scene, although this was actually too late. So I just bundled the vibrator back into the torn gift wrap and popped it into my handbag, however the damage was done.

Now it wasn’t only about the gift, but everyone was thinking, who could have given the offending item to me. No matter who they all asked, everyone denied responsibility and I just wanted them to forget all about it. Eventually I just laughed it off and said that Santa obviously had a sense of humor, so they all went and got a drink and left me alone.

My reputation was as a quiet, friendly intelligent and hard-working girl with a tendency to be anti-social. Now they all just though I was a dark horse, and I was a bit of a dark horse, as this was the exact model of vibrator I wanted to add to my collection next.

It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.

It looked like a DVD and I hoped it wasn’t porn, so I took a deep breath and opened it. This time it was a copy of Constantine, a movie I had always wanted - who knew?? But by now I wasn’t feeling as though I had received a secret Santa, I felt like I was being secretly stalked!

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I Got Fucked Stupid By The Crew of a Fishing Trawler Where I Was Working as a Cook

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

My mother always said that I was never blessed with enough intelligence and her comments came back to haunt me after I got fucked stupid by the crew, when I was working as a cook in a fishing trawler.

What a story, there I was, fresh out of cookery school and struggling to get a job. I thought why not use my cooking skills to see the world? Being a bit buch I thought it would be fun to work in the merchant marine, a private yacht or if desperate, a fishing trawler.

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After responding to ads, eventually in desperation I started trawling the harbor, asking around if anyone was looking for a cook. Popping into a pub, I found what I was seeking, the crew of a trawler.

After a bit of a chat, I managed to determine they didn’t have a cook to sail out with, he had come down with a particularly virulent does of the clap after a stopover in Hobart. They gave me the Captains, name and the name of the boat.

Eventually I got to see the Captain and he was happy enough to hire me, we were shipping out at 6am sharp and he told me to be on board, they would be out at sea for 6 weeks.

Reporting to duty and taken to the galley the next morning, I was expected to get breakfast ready for a crew of 12, and all went well. That evening was another story, 6 of the crew came and cornered me in the Galley.

The plan was to apparently initiate me, but how, I was to find out to my dismay, was by them all gang banging me and not leaving me till I had been fucked stupid. OMG, what a stupid idiot I was, my mother was right!

Then they grabbed me and I screamed and struggled to no avail, the galley door was closed. They quickly stripped me and turned me over the food preparation table to fuck me from the back.

One idiot decided he wanted to stick his cock in my mouth while another was fucking me from the back, I thought "now whose the idiot?" Thank goodness I could still think, because as he stuck his meat injection in my mouth I bit down as hard as I could.

This time the screams were heard by other crew members and they weren’t mine! I refused to let go in fear of retaliation, and only at the Captain reassurance would I let go. He was pretty badly mangled, and the medic had to stitch him up. The rest of them I got back by making sure they suffered from regular bouts of diarrhea during our v! oyage, and I think they learned, never to fuck with the cook!

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Selling Sex Online Becomes Simple With An Adult Affiliate Program

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

When you are considering taking a leap of faith and starting an online business the adult affiliate industry is not to be ignored. As long as you are not squeamish about selling sex online, a lot of money can be made by becoming an adult affiliate.

What an affiliate essentially is, is a person who markets and sells another person’s proven product, by means of their own website. This earns them in most cases a healthy percentage of the proceeds of the sale in the form of commissions.

The adult affiliate business is mainstream, it is well respected because it is such a huge market place, turning over mega dollars. New business owners are not required to develop or test their own product, and it is a proven business model.

The goal of an adult affiliate is to get targeted traffic to their site with the aim of converting this to sales. You have to close the deal in order to make money, so most of their efforts go on marketing.

New affiliate members are given all the support they require to get going in their chosen affiliate field, because the sooner they make money, the sooner the core site makes m! oney. All the tools, marketing systems, incentives and compensation plans are in place so that the affiliate may start right away with absolutely no delay.

The sites which offer affiliate programs in the adult industry are many and varied. They can be porn sites, dating sites, webcamming sites, sex toy sales or a combination of all of these products and more. Sex is big news online, and it is particularly big news when real people get to beet real people such as live sex chat and webcammers.

If an affiliate program can guarantee that a new member will make money, this is more often than not true, and this is very evident for live online sex content. Live sex content online consistently converts to sale at a much higher rate than other sex content.

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hy The Best Way To Get Porn Delivered Is By RSS

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

As far as the most simple and efficient way of getting porn delivered from you favorite sites, RSS is definitely the best. Using this tool means you will have the latest updates and changes at your fingertips the moment they happen. If your livelihood depends on this visiting sites every day is incredibly time consuming.

The thing is that there are various different RSS reader and it is important to compare these and determine what is the best for your subscription needs. They are divided into two different categories, the "Desktop" and the "Web Based".

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The most commonly used RSS applications for porn are definitely web-based. These allow the user to access the latest news, no matter where they are, as long as they have an internet connection. Let’s face it in the new world we live in, we don’t always work from one location. The Google RSS reader is one of the more popular web-based applications.

Desktop readers are applications which collect RSS news feed to your PC pr local computer. This means these feeds are installed and can be accessed even if the user is offline and if you weren’t aware the 2007 version of Microsoft Outlook, comes with a desktop RSS reader. This means that subscribed feeds aggregate right inside Microsoft Outlook.

But which is the best way for you to get your porn delivered by RSS, desktop or web-based?

If your situation dictates that you spend most of your time behind your PC a desktop reader is probably the best. It is more convenient as it is faster and therefore more efficient. However this won’t sync to an internet feed unless you integrate it with other applicati ons and this can be inconvenient for picking up feeds if you are away from your station.

There is a way to get the best of both Desktop and Web-based RSS feeds, and this is with FeedDeamon or a similar product, which allows multiple computer use and synchronized feeds. This product is actually one of the most popular RSS desktop readers.

There are also ways in which Outlook can be integrated with other RSS capabilities, but this is actually getting pretty technical now, and as the purpose of this exercise is to determine what is the best way to get porn delivered via RSS, I suppose we should get back to the point at hand.

Whichever way you choose to get it delivered and what type of RSS Reader you use is entirely up to you and the way you run your life or business. Practically speaking getting the best of both worlds seems easiest for receiving this information too.

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Sallys Special Discount For Your Eyes Only

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Well Sally day had finally arrived. Today was the day when she would finally be able to purchase her dream motorcar. After years of saving and catching public transport and relying on other people for lifts she would now have her own set of wheels. She had spotted the perfect car last weekend and knew that she had to have it. There were other vehicles to her satisfaction and even though this one was slightly out of her price range she decided that she would do anything to get that car today.

Getting dressed in a white clingy Singlet top with a short denim skirt she applied her lip-gloss and mascara and assessed herself in the mirror pleased with what she saw. She looked hot and she knew it. Sally purposely had no underwear on and her nipples showed through her top and she felt as sexy as ever. Strolling into the car yard Sally walked with a purpose and attracted the attention of every salesman in the place. As they rushed over to offer assistance she chose the younger more inexperienced salesman who was dribbling just looking at her.

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As the salesmen was getting full view of her breasts Sally knew she would do anything to buy this car as she absolutely loved it. Asking what the best price she could get the salesman named his price but it was still out of her pricerange. After bantering back and forth Sally asked if there was anything else she could do to lower the price.

Eagerly the salesman jumped into the passenger seat and the headed out of the lot. Whilst checking the car out Sally could tell the salesman was checking out her perky nipples protruding though her top and looking down fantasizing about what he had just seen under her micro mini skirt.

Leaning over and un! zipping his pants she stroked his rock hard shaft and circled her tongue on his tip. Teasing and tickling she blew lightly on his cock and covered it in light kisses.

The salesman couldn’t believe his luck when he watch sallies hand slide up between her thighs and started finger fucking her and playing with her clit. Growing intensely hard he looked around nervously to ensure no one was in sight. As she started moaning she reached around with her other hand stroked his shaft. Turning around and glancing up at him she asked “are you sure there are no discounts “ the salesmen said he surely could figure something out.

Sally slid up and straddled the salesmen pushing her breasts into his face. As she lowered her wet pussy onto his hard cock the salesman could contain himself no longer and grabbing her slender hips hard locked her into position. Sally gyrated and pumped and down with his rhythm reaching behind her and stroking his balls at the same time.

As sally composed herself and the salesman hurriedly dressed they made their way back to the car yard. Drawing up the paperwork and giving the sally the discount she was happy with Sally drove out in her brand new car quite pleased with herself and her new purchase. Back at the caryard the salesman didn’t mind missing out on his own commission in order for the discount as he had just had the best fuck of his life

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A Hotel Bar Was Where I Picked Up My Best Fuck Ever

Friday, March 19th, 2010

I have never been shy to pick up a fuck and take advantage of it - a fuck is a fuck, but I picked my best fuck ever up in a hotel bar, and it is quite a story. Soon after my divorce, I decided to get out and about again and made friend in a local hotel bar. Someone said never shit on your own doorstep and they were right

I was dancing with this guy and things were getting hot and heavy, he just about had my top off on the dance floor and I needed to go to the ladies. He followed me in there and before I knew is my top was off and I was down on my knees giving him a blow job.

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We didn’t even go into a stall to do it, just right there in the ladies loo, he got me up off my knees turned me around and stuck his big cock in me from behind. I was so turned on at the though of being caught, that I came in seconds.

God, did he ever fuck me hard, I couldn’t believe the size and power of that boy, this was altogether the best fuck I had ever had. It is hard to imagine that no-one cam into the loo while we were fucking there, but I guess we were just lucky.

At that time I had a responsible job for a private hospital company (in the days before I became a freelance writer). Our receptionist was off sick and I needed a temp to fill this front-line post for a few days, so I called the agency and got someone in.

In this girl came and she worked out fin, but one day we were chatting, I could not figure out why I had this feeling I knew her. One day while chatting she said that she thinks her fiancé knows me, and did I ever go to Jacks Bar.

Not thinking about it very much I sort of went oh, what’s his name and she told me, but it didn’t mean very much to me at the time. Anyway about two days after that, I am walking through to the reception near quitting time, and her she is with her fiancé, so she says, "hey, Stephanie, this is my fiancé, the guy I was telling you about".

He had his back to me, but it looked awfully familiar, and he turned around, imaging the look on my face when I realized that just the week before this temps fiancé had his cock in my mouth in the ladies loo.

That feeling of crap coming back to haunt you when you have shit on a doorstep so close to home, made me feel physically sick. "What a tart I am" I thought, I didn’t even catch his name

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How My Bigger Penis Made Me a Better Man

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

I was one of those guys who have an eternal phobia of stripping in public. I avoided swimming pools, I did not share gym showers with the other guys and it was a cause of alarm for me when the med exams were conducted in school or later in college. Well, my fears weren’t justified. At 5.5 inches, I had a penis so small that it would bring more ridicule and mockery than anything else.

So, there I was, looking down all the time because of the huge inferiority complex I harbored. I knew that a man is not a man if he doesn’t have a big enough penis. Still, life went on normally. Well, almost normally, because one summer I met this lovely girl who I immediately fell in love with.

It was great being with her, but the day she wanted to go a step further, I became very intensely nervous.

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I was so deeply in love with her that I feared losing her every minute. I knew I had to do something to ensure I had her for keeps. There was only one thing to do—to go for penis enlargement. And then I saw there was information about it everywhere. I immediately realized that things were possible.

I snooped around a bit and then I found great reviews about these penis enlargement pills on several site. These pills seemed to be the right solution and they weren’t expensive either. I immediately placed an order. They came in a very innocent envelope. I liked that.

There was no time to waste. I immediately began using the product. What I really liked about these penis enlargement pills was that I could take them as secretly as I liked. In fact, even the girl I was dating never got a whiff of the fact that I was using them.

The Big Day

After a few weeks of going out together, things suddenly began to happen one day. She made the first move. Typically I should have been scared but I wasn’t. I was now confident of what I was packing inside. I showed my stuff to her. I was beside myself with joy when she loved what she saw

Know what changed everything? It was those penis enlargement pills. Those darned good pills increased my little dick to a beautiful monster of 7 inches when erect, in less than a month. But more than the physical size, it was the mental peace and confidence it gave me.

The change has occurred in my life. I am now an improved man