They came from the planet Penisheadia
Fear not human’s hope still remains, but even as you read this the horror that is the penis headed aliens grows, they are slowly appearing every ware our workplaces, pubs, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you and me until the sound of merriment echoes through the streets. At witch they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these creatures are the Peninheadians.
Quite often where you find one Penisheadian soon you will soon find others as and this is the scary part once males of the human species have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
To accomplish this prospective Penisheadian’s will scour the world for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then they will be doomed to fail, and wonder the world forlornly longing to join there friends. For it is within the adult store that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:
The application of fermented beverages to a Penisheadian is not advised unless they process a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of fermented beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour
Groups of Penisheadian in one location can get disorientated as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are recommended so embarrassing incidents don’t occur
Don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a cameras as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian causes them to find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
If you or someone you know has fallen to the Penisheadian’s menace don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all that they meet and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.
